besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.
Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.

Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

(Source: thehighpriestessofcuddles)

kayleyhyde:

kateoplis:

I still work.

We all know that feeling, vending machine

kayleyhyde:

kateoplis:

I still work.

We all know that feeling, vending machine

bublog:

Hey BUB, if you’re still hungry, there’s food on your face.

bublog:

Hey BUB, if you’re still hungry, there’s food on your face.

uoa:

never give up on your dreams

keep sleeping

(Source: 7887)

frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

(Source: sanastark)